Hung with a guy for a little while at his place. He then starts to kiss me and we start fooling around, like breast kissing, groping, a little slob on the nob... then after all this he says, my girlfriend wouldn’t like this...

Uhm excuse me??? Your what??? Then I said okkkk welp... so I get up and he tries to continue and he’s blocking me and tries to get me to head into his room and he says, oh great my girlfriend’s picture is looking at us... uh dafuq dude???

But then he says... why don’t we lay down. huffff nah brah. And he says, I have a condom.

Ok? Then go fuck your girls picture...