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Christmas party humor

So ladies, I thought you would enjoy this tid bit from my husband's Christmas party. He and I were listening to one of his co-workers brag about how she's always collecting free things (like bank pens, plastic bags, chocolates), and she shrugs her shoulders and says, "I guess I'm an appropriation specialist."

Now the managers boyfriend leans over to my husband and says, "wow, does this lady even know what she's talking about? I wouldn't brag about that."

I'm sitting here like

Not sure what he's talking about. Well this lady keeps on talking about the free things she's collected and again, the manager's boyfriend leans over to my husband and says, "she clearly doesn't know what she's saying. Who would ever brag about that?"

I'm super confused at this point. She used appropriation correctly and I'm thinking maybe he just has a grudge against trash bag collectors?

Then this same lady starts talking about her daughter, who apparently works as a stripper, and this guy rolls his eyes at my husband and is like, "makes sense given that her mom is a procreation specialist."

You guys... I was about to die. He thought this lady was using the word procreation 😄😄