My husband and I are swingers and have been for quite some time.

I am currently 5 months pregnant and not particularly interested in wild sex. So, I booked us a romantic New Year’s <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">Eve</a> hotel together. It’s the hotel we stayed at on our wedding night. I packed us massage oil, candles, board games, etc.

This man has the nerve to ask me while I’m getting ready for dinner if I can update his dick pic this evening.

Like I know we are swingers but there is obviously a time and place for swing-y talk and there is obviously a time and place for romance! 😤