Sorry for the lengthy post, but I HAVE to get this out! I love my husband, he is so amazing, and I also love the majority of his friends. There is one, however, his best friend (Brett) since the 3rd grade, who acts like a little child in middle school.

My husband and I waited for our wedding night, and Brett spread a rumor to all of our wedding party that my husband “butt dialed” him on our wedding night and he claims he heard me “moaning” which I can 120% say did NOT happen. Checked the phone records.

Brett also came to our house to visit and TO MY FACE made some nasty jokes about whipped cream (I made pancakes and had syrup and whipped cream to put on them). I am very innocent minded and didn’t even think about it until later, and then he made another joke about “fresh milk” and me BREASTFEEDING my husband which I cannot and do not do😂. And then he said “If you guys need ‘alone time’ just let me know and I’ll go out,” implying that we NEED to have sex all the time.

He also told all of the groomsmen that he wanted to sneak to our honeymoon destination and “spy on” us, and even asked my husband “what kind of things” we were going to do on our wedding night and honeymoon!!! He told my husband “you’d better buy some condoms or I’ll be uncle Brett.” My husband is super respectful of me and never discusses our sex life with anyone.

Obviously this is disgusting and disrespectful toward both of us.

I don’t want to be controlling but I want to convey to my husband that I don’t want Brett coming and staying in our home anymore etc. I don’t want to tel him they can’t be friends, but these comments and creepy fantasies make me WORRY when he’s at our house.