Embarrassing moments

I just read an embarrassing story about sh*t 😅

And I felt like sharing mine but would only do so when anonymous 😂

So when I was 15 I slept naked all the time, still do by the way..

And one night I'd woken up feeling the urgent urgent need to throw up.

So I got out of bed and ran towards the toilet.. But never made it there..

Just on a spot between 2 carpets I had to stop, bent down and puked (already grateful that it was between the carpets) and because of the pressure of puking and bending over a "perfect" flow of diarrhea shot out of me covering the entire length of the carpet behind me.. A 3m (almost 10 feet) carpet..

So since I was now feeling terrible.. And embarrassed and, obviously so, sick...

I woke up my mom to help me clean it up.. What did I know about cleaning carpets.. She told me to clean it up because it was my mess and she went back to sleep, no instructions...

So I tried cleaning up as much as I could, in the dark, with paper towels.. That didn't work for the carpet so I covered the entire thing with paper towel, placed the roll on top of it to make sure no one stepped on it 🤣

So.. Next morning.. I wake up.. The entire roll is saturated from sitting there on top of (what was still left of) my diarrhea 🙄😒🤣

So I had to go to the shop and buy carpet cleaner..

But tbh..

If someone ever poops onto my carpet.. That thing is either sent to dry cleaners or thrown out with the dirt..

Update:

It's embarrassing because first of.. I always imagine myself, when reminded of it, as a human diarrhea cannon... Second.. There was an entire diarrhea trail over the entire carpet when everybody woke up.. And my mom made me clean it propperly the next day so it was pretty clear it was mine..