My boob is off limits!

I am one of those weird women you hear about. I know it sounds really stupid but my right boob is off limits. Get this, I am actually producing MILK out of my right breast even though I have never had children. I thought it was nipple discharge but my doctor told me that breasts are made for making milk and it can happen to you with or without having a child and yes it can just happen to one boob. It went from clear to white and she said it’s breast milk. If I touch it, milk squirts out. It will squirt across a room especially if I go a long time without touching it. She told me that the more its messed with the more it will be stimulated to produce milk. I have tried to tell my so this but he still puts his mouth on it and touches my nipples and I tell him but he forgets every 2 seconds while we’re in bed. Sometimes, I even forget and I’m like well I’m just going to have a single magic no baby milk boob forever. 🙃 do y’all know how weird it is, for someone to ask “what’s on your shirt?” When it’s a milk leak because you wore a thin sports bra and you can’t really say that because you don’t have a baby and there is no legitimate reason for it.

Yes he’s gotten milk in his mouth. He doesn’t care. He said “I also put my mouth on your vagina. Doesn’t bother me.”

Edit; YES, my cycles are irregular and I have a hormonal imbalance