So I'm writing this to make sure other moms know they're not alone. Or just to make them laugh. One weekend with friends we played Never have I ever.

And unfortunately the question was: never have I ever stuck my finger in my ass

And OF COURSE I was the only person who drank. My friends looked at me with disguise, curiosity, in a whole new light. Haha I had to shut their ideas down and quickly tell them

That after having my baby and taking pooping pills (fog brain cant think of the name) my shit got stuck to the point of I couldn't breath or move. It was so painful because I had to go but after pushing halfway the rest would not come out. And because this went on for days and I couldn't sit anymore because I was backup on shit; I did what any insane person would do: stick my finger up my ass and pull the shit out. To get some relief. I would then tell them that I bleached my fingers afterwards. Then I just felt pity and one friend said "yep definitely not having babies" LOL welp that's my story of how I should have lied during Never Have I Ever.

(Turned out one of my pills was giving me more iron and causing this issue)