Contractions or poop??

El

I understand that many new moms might not know the difference, but this is my 4th baby!! Please stop asking me if I’m going into labor if I hint I need to poop!!

For crying out loud!

Yes, I’m giving birth to Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo. How’d you know?

Please stop asking me to describe how I know it’s not contractions. Cause it’s a shit!

Sorry...