So a few days ago (Wednesday of last week to be exact) I met up with a guy friend I had chemistry with to catch up (we haven’t seen each other since 5th grade and we are 26 now), have some drinks and vibe. We watched a movie, drank a lot of Dusse (cognac) and ended up having a lot of drunk sex. He took me home in the morning and I was wicked hungover. I noticed the condom wrapper next to my purse on the way out and chucked it. Didn’t see the condom itself but again, I’m hungover. Later on that day I noticed I had some cramping, and little bits of blood here and there. This went on for a few days. I tried disregarding it bc it’s a common symptom of my birth control Mirena. Also, the sex was rough and I we were super smashed. No big deal, right?

Fast forward to 5 days later. I have a main boo thing who I’ve been seeing for about 6 months. We’re both open to each other doing as we please as long as we’re protected. We meet up to smoke and hang, cuddle up, and end up having unprotected sex.

I went home, and later on in the day I’m taking a nap. When I wake up I have to pee really bad, so I go to the bathroom. As I’m sitting on the toilet peeing and wiping, I feel an excess of liquid come out of my vagina. I’m thinking it’s residue from the sex I had in the morning time. I wipe and when I pull back to chuck the paper, I see something white fly off the paper to the back of the toilet.

I wipe again and see a bit of blood and a lot of discharge, then grab toilet paper to try to identify what I saw fly out of me. I pick it up, and surprise! Sure enough, it’s the condom I used with my partner 6 nights ago when we had all that drunk sex. It smelled awful. It was drenched in white and pink discharge. Next stop, gynecologist.

Popping cherry

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