and also "When are you going to have a baby?"

Got any creative responses to these incredibly annoying questions? Got any horror stories to share?

I'll tell you mine: Year 3 of TTC. Not a single double line in sight. Ever. Bosses boss calls me into a room and asks me if I have made arragements for work transfer for my maternity leave. Uhm? What? I'm not pregnant. "Ohh. Sorry. You've just been going to the dr a lot." Followed by pointed look at my stomach kinda swollen from all the <a href="https://glowing.com/glow-fertility-program">IVF</a> hormones and injections. Why the earth did not open up and swallow me whole at that very moment, I will never know. Because it should have.

Got any responses to share? The snarkier the better.