35 weeks: please just come out!

So, I am 35 weeks, and I just can't take this anymore! I have this crazy acid reflux, pain on my right groin, pelvic pressure, and boy does he moves!

My feet are swallen, I've had hemorroids, sleeping hurts, standing up hurts, walking hurts, sitting hurts, everything hurts! And why is he always moving and kicking me?! Can't he just leave my bladder and rectum at peace?

I just can't rest anymore! All I wish for is for a swiming pool so I can float! So tired and hurt :(