Have you ever had any funny experiences during sex?

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Share your funny stories in the comments!!

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queefing🥴

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When we first started dating my now hubby and I were in his room doing it, when he still lived at home, we got really into it and didn't notice the bed had started to creak and squeak, that is until his mom yelled from downstairs, "you know I can hear you guys? Put some oil on that bed!" 😯😣🙉 I was so embarrassed. 
 
Other than that which was the most embarrassing, I have queffed, headbutted, kicked my ex in the head and his penis, both accidentally while switching positions, made farting noises with our bodies, farted, and started laughing uncontrollably.

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Get the fucking popcorn cuz here's the drama.
So the guy I was with and me were barely making it as a couple anymore. We were literally together only for the sex at that point (his fault). He would always cancel plans last minute or ditch me for something stupid. He would constantly pick fights about nothing and was super controlling. Not to mention he tried telling my my health conditions and mental disorders were excuses to get out of things/for attention/all in my head/etc. So one day I was by his house while his parents were out of town. He was left home woth his older brother (like 2 yrs) and while his brother was in his room next to my bf's we were in my bf's room doing to smexy times. At least we were for like 2 minutes. We were on the remote and the tv turned on. All I hear is "Somebody once told me" and I got up so fast, refusing to fuck to Shrek. He turned it off but the dumbass put the remote BACK ON THE BED so like less than a minute later the tv flicks back on and blasts "finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead". So I got up again and we went back to it after he changed it (this time putting the remote on the nightstand). His brother wanted to fuck with him (I forget why but it was to get back at his brother for something) and blasted All Star on the bluetooth speaker. I got up again and my fucking retard bf decided instead of turning the speaker off or telling his brother to stop, he's gonna storm out of the house and go by his friend to play videogames (without telling me where he's going or what he's doing. This is where it's more drama than funny) and leave me alone in his room. He wouldnxt answer his phome and left my texts on read so I was on kinda just atanding there naked, pissed, and horny for a few minutes beforw I was lime fuck it. (I'm not proud about not waiting till the next day but fuck him) I shut the speaker, went in his brother's room and fucked his brother (I planned on dumping the other one anyway) and started dating the brother. Next day I walked up to him and all his friends and slapped him (the original bf) and yelled "You diddly done fucked up for the last time. We're done. I fucked your brother. He's my new bf and he's a huge upgrade from your 3 inches."

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Head bud lol

Have you ever had any funny experiences during sex?

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