I’m such a dumbass

Y’all ever do something so stupid, that every time you remember it, you can’t help but be embarrassed all over again? 😂

My husband and I were a few days from getting married when a friend gave me a huge gift bag. She made me promise not to peek until we were on our honeymoon. I was curious, but figured it would be your typical “sex kit” thing. (I wasn’t wrong)

So, we were driving to Florida after our wedding to board a cruise. I found the gift bag in my back seat, so while going down the Florida interstate, I opened it. Bubble bath, champagne flutes, some new lace underwear, even a couple babydoll style lingerie pieces. Then I find this.

It’s a candle. Strawberry scented. But the picture on the front was someone eating a strawberry, so I was like “hmmmm.... ok”.

Well, I opened it up to smell it. And this is whats on the inside.

It’s just your typical candle- with a spoon? So, I told my husband “oh, this is an edible candle! Weird but whatever”. He looked at me like i was an idiot. Bless his heart, only a few hours into marriage and he realized then he made a huge mistake. 😂

So, I kept saying “yeah, that this is an edible candle. It’s a thing.” Now, I should probably pause here and say that I’ve never heard of an edible candle. But, if they make edible underwear, it’s not that far of a stretch right?

I took a pretty good size chunk out of it. And I ate a bit of this freaking candle.

Nope. Not edible. 😂

The spoon was because you can use the melted wax as massage oil or some crap, and you use the spoon to get a little out. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m cleaning out our spare bedroom/storage area and just found the not-so-edible candle. I tossed it in the trash so fast. 😂