Presently Ignoring my Husband

Let me start off with, he is a wonderful and loving man. He’s sweet and caring but, his sneezes are from hell. He SCREAMS when he sneezes. I have swerved into another lane while driving because I assumed he was screaming and he only says, sorry I can’t help it. He wakes up babies. Scares people in stores.

Again, he can’t help it. As he says.

As someone who has worked in the medical field, I know that there are methods to controlling sneezes. I have gone over these methods, asked him to please use them, and he still persists in absolute SCREAM SNEEZING. He uses NONE of the techniques and says I just need to deal with them.

I will not deal with them. I almost crashed my car.

I am usually a chill person but omg I HATE THE SNEEZES.

Anyone else deal with this???

UPDATE:

My husband sneezes much more quietly!

He has EVOLVED!!!!

For anyone who is curious, he is now going after me with my caffeine addiction and he is winning. He keeps posting pictures of my sodas to his Snapchat. 😂