It all started with a dream, I was pregnant and had a late period which absolutely did not make sense because I’m a virgin, and more importantly I’m gay.

Anyway, my period is actually a week late now and I feel like I’m getting all the symptoms I normally get. My boobs hurt, cramps, muscle soreness, my stomach hurts, slightly more quick to tears than normal. This is wack. If I actually get my period this month and I have to go through another week of these symptoms I’m going to scream.