I can’t with these two year old minds 😂

Today Kinsley saw another toddler (about 1) and she goes “awww look a little baby!” And held out her arms like she wanted to give her a hug. It took me a moment to figure out what she was talking about because I was obviously looking for an infant or maybe a baby animal so when I realized who she was talking about I almost died. I’m like “you’re MAYBE a year older than her?!?!” 😂

The other day we saw an ambulance in our neighborhood and she dramatically fell to the ground and started fake crying and pointed to a bruise on her knee and looked up at the ambulance as if she needed help. I, of course, videoed the moment... how could I not? That’s definitely going in a video for her 18th birthday.

The same day, she tried to hand me a fake cookie from her kitchen and then took it back and said, “no mommy, pay first.” And I handed her invisible money and while she took it in stride to her invisible cash register, she looked at me like I was crazy the whole time and refused to give me the cookie after.

(Clearly someone is getting a cash register for Christmas because this is now a daily thing.)

If we go over a bump on the highway in the car it’s “whoa! Whoa daddy (or mommy), whoa!” You’d think we were drag racing 😂. And then immediately breaks into song with wheels on the bus go up and down.

Last night, after I finished cleaning up her toys she looked at me and said, “Good job mommy, good job cleaning up.” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

I swear, this kid is cracking me up at least five times a day. Either from something she says, some dramatic flair she tosses out or proving just how smart she is. I can’t with these two year old minds. It blows me away everyday.

Please tell me I’m not alone! Let’s hear those stories!