Help... she is the human version of a headache š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
Iām with a great man. I went to college in his hometown, and we ended up settling down here. He has some cool friends heās known since childhood that Iām glad to have in mine and my childās life now too.
Naturally, when he wanted me to meet his long time friend and his wife, who had moved across the state several years ago, I was excited. They had a daughter and were expecting another, and she worked in a similar field as me. I was pregnant at the time, and he mentioned she had some baby supplies to pass along to us. We met for lunch and after we ate, things got weird.
She was a very very very extroverted girl at lunch, divulging LOTS of TMI info about her sex life, fights with her husband, etc. Again this was my first time meeting her, but I brushed it off as her just having that type of relationship with my husband. She was also drinking pretty heavily for lunch, so maybe she was nervous to meet me and passed her limit. Whatever.
Then she went on and on and on about how she had brought us ā$3000 worth of suppliesā for our baby which I found to be a little tacky. Sure enough, it was 3 size XL storage bins filled to the brim with baby clothes in various sizes. My husband told me in the car he was a little offended, and I had to agree. We definitely can afford our own things for our daughter, and he mentioned that he specifically told her we didnāt need anything. I was a little torn about whether she was just making a nice gesture, or making a statement about our āinabilityā to choose and purchase our own baby clothes. Now Iām sure itās the latter.
We got home, opened the boxes and the REEKED of cigarette smoke. I looked through the boxes and most of the clothes were raggedy, stained, and 100% of them not my taste. Some had even been washed so many times that the fabric felt hard and stiff. I planned on putting them in a donation box, but I was heavily pregnant and never got around to it.
The wife asked for my phone number and my husband gave it to her, but warned me she was as annoying and not to view his friend in a negative way. I didnāt fully understand until I realized she would soon be contacting me over text multiple times a day, asking me very personal questions about my pregnancy. āHow much do you weigh?ā āDo you think your relationship is strong enough to have a baby?ā āWhat is your discharge like?ā Then when I ignored her sheād text āhello? Hello?ā Oh side note: sheās in her 30ās... not 15 š¬
What really drove me over the edge is when she found out I was in labor (my husband probably posted something on Facebook, Iām not sure I donāt use Facebook lol) SHE CALLED MY PHONE 4 TIMES. I didnāt see until after delivering, but I opened my phone to see that this woman who I barely know was desperately trying to contact me, even texting me āyouāve been in labor a while, whatās going on? Baby here?ā My husband noticed several missed calls and a plethora of Facebook messages from her too. āI canāt reach your wife! Did she tear? Is she still in labor? Itās been a long time. Thatās not normal.ā I was genuinely so irritated. The only thing keeping me from calling her and telling her to piss off was my husbandās friendship with her husband.
Now that my daughter is earth side, Iāve been getting more questions: āhow many hours is she sleeping?ā āWhat color are her poops?ā āHave your breasts experienced let down?ā Iām genuinely so irritated but again, I usually ignore her or answer her less weird questions to avoid affecting my husbandās friendship with hers in any way. Itās hilarious how many times she contacts me despite my very short and disinterested responses. I have myself thinking āis she REAL??ā
Whatās really not hilarious though, is her endless unsolicited advice: āI saw on your Instagram page you had a bottle of destin in your diaper bag. Destin makes diaper rashes worse. We only use aquaphor...ā āis that a dock a tot? You actually bought that overpriced thing? Return it, hereās a link for a dupe.ā āThe baby bjorn causes hip dysplasia. Thereās a different brand one in the biggest box I sent you. You need to use it. Here is a pic of me by the way using it.ā āHave you bought the aquaphor yet? Why not? Youāre going to ruin your babyās skin with destin, I already told you.ā She also keeps texting me about her sex life out of the blue, and even admitting to using marijuana, ācocaine just one timeā and smoking on a vape during her pregnancy and breastfeeding. I really would rather not know about that, and all it does is make me think I should call DCFS.
Well, now Iām really getting fed up. She āconfronted meā the other day about how I havenāt dressed my child in any of her clothes, insisting I give her the clothes back for her to sell because Iām apparently āungrateful.ā I really have tried to be polite and show my gratitude, but Iām not dressing my firstborn in old, gross, cigarette-smelling clothes from someone I barely know... especially given they arenāt even attractive, in my opinion. I REALLY want her to piss off. I find her rude, overbearing, and I simply canāt respect someone who uses drugs during their pregnancy or breastfeeding. I need advice though. If I stopped playing nice and neutral, would she cause a scene and hurt my husbandās friendship with her husband? My husband thinks so. I just canāt stand her and want her out of my hair.
Edit: another concern of mine is not only affecting my husbandās friendship with her husband, but her making a fuss about me publicly. Iām still getting to know a lot of my husbandās old friends, and I donāt want to have a bad reputation with the ones I donāt know very well. When we were at lunch (again my first time meeting her), she had so many negative things to say about many of his friendsā wives. ā____ dresses so badlyā āoh her? SHEāS an anorexic bitchā āoh I think ___ cheats on ___.ā
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