wow thanksđ
mom: âwhat do you want for christmas?â
me: maybe some skirts, i need some poofy or pleated ones
mom: *buys me five size 3 pencil skirts* âyou shouldnât wear tight skirts like that, theyâre slutty and make you look fatâ
really? i didnât know! i definitely didnât ask for non-form fitted skirts because iâm insecure about my body! and i definitely didnât tell you iâm a size 7 and havenât fitted in a 3 since middle school! oh, i need to dress more feminine because your homophobic ass thinks i look like a lesbian? hold on, lemme look for a skirt that i can pull up past my thighs without literally busting a seam! wow, iâm so grateful to have a loving mother. oh, i forgot âaccepting and holyâ! cant forget to add those or youâll throw yourself a huge pity party because if i donât reward your toxic behavior with specific praising words, IM the shitty person for not being grateful enough that you popped me out of your cooch and kept me alive
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