So I’m in a new relationship with this guy. We’re doing Valentine’s but he’s just bringing carry out over to my place. I like to bake and I’ve been practicing cake decorating and want to make a cute cake for when he comes over

Does anyone have any ideas of what to write on the cake? Cute and funny? Like I was thinking of just writing “nice dick” all fancy but I also feel like I should write something sweet. But also this is a new relationship so I can’t really say anything to lovey yanno

So yeah any ideas what to write

Also I’m assuming he’s not getting me a gift and I wasn’t gonna give him one either ? We’ve only been officially together for like 2 weeks lol or will he and what should I get him? Also this is the first time in my 20 years that I even have a valentine crazy