Stupid jokes with my hubby

Will update as they come they always come

Today feb 18th early as hell

Me: “well if a pussy if called lips the vagina is a throat”

Hubby:”then you should deepthroat me baby” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤷🏻‍♀️

#2

March 17th 2021

Me: “I just wanna have sex before we shower so I don’t get swamp puss”

Hubby: *grabs me by the pussy like trump says* “THIS IS MY SWAMP!”

Well I guess it’s never over 🤣