So tonight we ordered take out for dinner and my husband went to pick it up. He comes home and everything seems fine until he said “So, there were some kids out tonight harassing people to pay them to go down their street. They insisted on $5 and I had to go by them twice”. I was like “okay, so what did you do?” He was like “well I paid them so we’re out an extra ten dollars for dinner tonight”.

I was so confused! I told him I didn’t understand, like why didn’t you just leave anyway? What were some kids going to do? So he told me “well, they gave me something in exchange for my donation so it’s all good”. His “donation”?? I had food on my fork just hovering in front of my face like WTF IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO WEIRD?!?

Next he pulled out a bag to show me what they gave him.

YOU GUYS!!

It was mfing Girl Scout cookies

This man had me thinking he got harassed by some kids on the street! I am too pregnant and easily confused for these shenanigans!! lol I told him he was lucky he had cookies for me at the end of all that.