Anyone else annoyed?

Anyone else annoyed with all these symptoms we are having and wondering if ita something we ate or if it means the time is near? Ug!!! Having all these pains in my stomach and back....the on and off pelvic pressure thinking baby could just pop out thinking how the heck am I not dilated at all. Or the semi diarrhea that Google says could mean you'll be in labor soon but also could have been the pasta with cheese you had last night....im so over trying to remember all these symptoms and things happening and thinking to myself ok is this it? Is this the Braxton hicks that's gonna turn into a contractions? Lol is it just me?