Roommate is ALWAYS here

So for context, I’m 20 yrs old and living in the dorms at college.

There have been so many times this semester that I’ll be in the mood for a little “self-lovin” as eve calls it, looking forward to it all day, but when I get back from my classes my roommate is in our room. She’s ALWAYS there, to the point that I wonder if she actually ever goes to classes. And I just- arghh. It’s frustrating.

It’s not like I can tell her “hey, clear out, I want to touch myself”, but holy crap she just NEVER leaves.

Any advice ladies? Because I’m getting sorta desperate. I don’t have a significant other, so this is my only outlet.

**Update: she was gone. She was finally gone. I began to take advantage of this fact, and then I heard her talking as she walked down the hallway outside. I have never put on pants so frantically in my life. Arghhhh.