Inform me if not allowed but if it is let me know if you have the rose and experienced it the same as I.

After hearing so much about the Rose I had to try it for myself. I was a little nervous but my mama didn’t raise a softie so I gave it a whirl. I took it out the box charged it for about an hour , cleaned it and what happens next is a bit of a blur. The test it out on my finger first. This can’t be what everyone has been ranting a raving about. The vibration seemed like nothing. I position myself and give it a try. BAM two seconds flat and it’s a waterfall. Ok ok mama didn’t raise no punk that was just a warm up. Bada boom bada BANG this time I held on for a little longer 2.6 seconds 😏. Oh we just getting started now next time 4 SECONDS. I begin to notice my heartbeat is a bit abnormal, my mouth is void of all moisture, and my toes have curled into an O but mama ain’t raise no quitter so I try it again. This time on level 3. Here’s where it gets hazy. About 2.2 seconds in I notice that I can no longer move. I’m paralyzed. 3 seconds and my soul seems to be leaving my body. I’m looking down on this shell of a woman that looks like me. I astral project into the past . I meet Lil boe peep and all them damn sheep. I ride a dinosaur. I have dinner with the flint stones. Betty and all them were there. I catch a ride with Noah nem on the arch. I jump into the future and see a flying Kia Sorento. For a minute i fellowship with the fine martians of Neptune. 4 hours later I wake up and decided that I take a chance. Mama ain’t raise no fool either so we getting married. Mr Rose has taken me places I have never been and all I want to do is make him happy. I am now cooking tacos and planning our destination wedding. Many will say it’s too soon but this is true love. Our colors will be pink and wet, I mean white. 😏❤️