Rose clitoral stimulator review

Inform me if not allowed but if it is let me know if you have the rose and experienced it the same as I. Also I did post this in another group/topic just in case you see it twice. Didn’t know which topic was the better option so I posted in both. Sorry in advance.

After hearing so much about the Rose I had to try it for myself. I was a little nervous but my mama didn’t raise a softie so I gave it a whirl. I took it out the box charged it for about an hour , cleaned it and what happens next is a bit of a blur. The test it out on my finger first. This can’t be what everyone has been ranting a raving about. The vibration seemed like nothing. I position myself and give it a try. BAM two seconds flat and it’s a waterfall. Ok ok mama didn’t raise no punk that was just a warm up. Bada boom bada BANG this time I held on for a little longer 2.6 seconds 😏. Oh we just getting started now next time 4 SECONDS. I begin to notice my heartbeat is a bit abnormal, my mouth is void of all moisture, and my toes have curled into an O but mama ain’t raise no quitter so I try it again. This time on level 3. Here’s where it gets hazy. About 2.2 seconds in I notice that I can no longer move. I’m paralyzed. 3 seconds and my soul seems to be leaving my body. I’m looking down on this shell of a woman that looks like me. I astral project into the past . I meet Lil boe peep and all them damn sheep. I ride a dinosaur. I have dinner with the flint stones. Betty and all them were there. I catch a ride with Noah nem on the arch. I jump into the future and see a flying Kia Sorento. For a minute i fellowship with the fine martians of Neptune. 4 hours later I wake up and decided that I take a chance. Mama ain’t raise no fool either so we getting married. Mr Rose has taken me places I have never been and all I want to do is make him happy. I am now cooking tacos and planning our destination wedding. Many will say it’s too soon but this is true love. Our colors will be pink and wet, I mean white. 😏❤️