I hate you if……

I’m having a shitstorm of a day and wanna let everyone else have a chance to just curse the world for a second. It’s a finish the sentence so I’ll start

I hate you if …. The restaurant closed 30 minutes ago and you ask to try “just one more thing.”

Because the one last thing you’ll be trying is my foot up your ass. Hope you like target brand boots bitch. Or if I walk to your table and before I can speak you put your hand up to me to cut me off. Or if you have the audacity to assume I’m the one who won’t tell you to kick rocks.

Somedays I just wanna watch the world burn, other days I wanna make it a better place. Today I wanna be the marshmallow being toasted over the world burning so at least it’s a sweet ending