Hot sauce fingers

We messed up last night and almost had to go to the ER

Man so we get frisky right after eating dinner with hot sauce. Fingers get involved. I said "oh no. You have hot sauce on your fingers." That were INSIDE of ME!

He said "no i don't?" And it was more like "oh fuck I do but I don't want this to be happening." Type of response okay.

And I was on fire! I said "MF YES YOU DO! GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF ME!" And he starts running around trying to find stuff

Milk. I had to put milk on my vagina last night and will probably get a yeast infection

Yay