If you need a laugh (possibly TMI)...
This just happened, and I'm mortified but can't stop laughing...
Our two boys are taking a nap upstairs, and my husband came up to me and started kissing my neck, so I knew he wanted to get busy. He pulled my sweats (super sexy, I know) off and started kissing me, and all the sudden a fart slips out! 😳 He just looked at me wide-eyed and kind of chuckled, "did you just fart on me?!"
I've been really gassy lately (10+3 weeks), and usually there's no smell, but apparently that wasn't the case today. After a second or two, he was like, "Oh, man! It STINKS!" and then literally starts gagging/dry heaving and runs to the bathroom! 😦😳😩😂
Let me tell you...not sure I've ever felt so sexy (sarcasm). I'm not sure I can recover from this, but I can't stop laughing. SO EMBARRASSING! Good thing this may be our last baby, because it's probably going to take some convincing to get my husband to want to sleep with me again. 😉😅
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