Boyfriends and tampons

So I was clearing out my handbag and everything was on the bed including spare tampons I keep there for emergencies. My boyfriend just stares at what I'm doing and picks up one of the tampons. He's opens it (breaking it of course 😂) and sticks it up his nose .. I said 'oh yeah there actually great for nose bleeds' and he's just stares at me and says 'oh .. I just wanted to be a walrus' without batting an eyelid.