For background, I’ve been sick for over a week, vomiting and getting incredibly dizzy/sweaty infrequently, and I’ve been forced to go to work and do my assigned chores since because I’m negative for covid(no other illness exists anymore ig). This is how I woke up this morning:

Brother1(to me and my other brother): wake up

Me: gimme a sec, I didn’t sleep well last night…

Brother1: she says she can’t leave until you wake up

Me: ughhhh okay. I’ll be up in a sec, please don’t tell her I’m not coming, my head already hurts

Brother1: SHES NOT COMING

Mom: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE, LAZY FUCKS

Me: *shuffles out of my room then starts doing the dishes*

Mom:(pretending she didn’t just call me a lazy fuck) good morning sweetie

Me: *drops a bowl in the sink*

Mom: I was going to go Christmas shopping, now I’m not going anywhere! I can’t believe my children are such ungrateful assholes! THROWING dishes across the room whenever your mother speaks to you! Good thing you’re so close to moving out! Escape this HELL that is a free fucking roof over your head! I was never this much of an asshole and my parents beat me bloody constantly! What the fuck is wrong with you??

AM I CRAZY OR AM I NOT THE ASSHOLE HERE???