Worst constipation ever! (TMI, no pic)

This is embarrasing, but I was so constipated earlier that I called my mom in tears (an ER nurse) because I couldn't get the poop out But it was out a little. The pain was unbearable. My mom told me I had to dig it out or call an ambulance! Omg! So I chose option 1 and let me say, that was the most disturbing thing I've ever done. And the most painful, and I've given birth, people! Despite me know being able to keep anything down I think I'll be trying way more fiber and way more water! I can't got through that again. Seriously this pregnancy is kicking my ass! (No pun intended).