Embarrassing sex stories

Sadly mine happened this morning. My husband decided to wake me up this morning by finally having sexy time after none for a week. So since we didn't have a towel nearby, he pulled out...once he got done ejaculating, I stretched...and farted...LOUD. Usually I can hold that stuff til I go to the restroom but it just came out with no warning! He looked at me like 0_o...I just covered my face laughing and was like "yes...that JUST happened..." What's your embarrassing sex story?