Looks like I've got a date

Today was my 38 week appointment. The doctor guesses that he will be an 8 1/2 pounder and I will last maybe a week. I told her that I'm a scientific anomaly and he will not come out. She assured me one way or another he is coming. Worst case scenario I'll be induced March 23rd. However, she does not think that will be a concern. They still won't check me until 40 weeks. I guess I still just kick back and play the "Is this labor or gas" game.