When my bf and I first started dating I did everything I could to avoid farting in front of him. When the time came and I finally stayed the night with him I think I was so nervous, it made my stomach upset. I had bad gas and I knew it would be loud if I just let it out. So anytime I had to fart that night laying down, I'd lift my butt cheek up from the other one and let it out, so instead of being this loud noise escaping between my buttcheeks, it came out as a little wispy sound that he never heard.

Anyone else have funny stories like this?