My google history is disgusting

Becca • Baby #2 due in January, baby #1 one year old
Everything! "Ohh could this be a sign labor is coming? Lemme google it!!!"   Nope. Nada. Just a gross/weird history of google searches. 
Not dialated, no cramping, no sign it's ever gonna be time. 9 days left (to the 'due date' anyway) and seemingly no end in sight.  😪😓😥