My body was not "designed" for this

Just because the human body does a good job of reproducing doesn't make the process efficient, elegant, or comfortable for the participant.  Know how I know there's no god? Cause this blows. I'd rather lay a stash of eggs and hope they make it. Or if there is a god who designed all this stuff that god is definitely a man.  Fracking d bag.   4 more weeks to go. 😟😠😳