Symptoms of a reader

Bethany • 31 years of age, very opinionated but thoughtful
Wow so today I am 5 DPO by glow count and I am starting to wonder if I hadn't ovulated before they claim. I believe that I may have ovulated on Monday the 5th when I would have been the most fertile and had hours long sex but more importantly I woke up this morning with bouts of constipation, I cried at the simplest thing - my cousins daughter came up gave me a kiss on the cheek and brought me a ginger ale, my breasts ached and I had a round of nausea. 
Realistically there is no way that any fetus would have fully implanted by the end of today however I have been reading that these symptoms will intensify as I am progressing if I did infact conceive.