Had a good laugh at this

Jessica • Married to my main squeeze for five years. Momma to two feisty girls (8 months & 4years).
Doctor told me to expect baby last week after being checked the Thursday prior and being 3cm 80%. So posted that we are on official baby watch. Well no baby came so now I'm waking up to texts asking any news and I can audibly hear people's hearts drop when I call and just want to chat about the day lol