What is your most embarrassing sex story?

Mine was when I was having sex for the first time, my boyfriend and I felt like we were ready until we had no idea what we where doing. The bed started to squeak so we took things to the ground. Then I got carpet burn on my back so we decided to take it back to the bed. Until one of the frames broke of the bed, so we gave up. What's your embarrassing sex story 😂😂