I just wanted to post something kind of funny.  My husband and I got a hotel room this weekend.  We needed a mini getaway.  Well the hotel was hosting some kind of convention for dancers.  Young girls of about age 10+.  We were kind of bummed because out of respect for the children we knew we would have to ahem, control the volume that night.  Well, we had a great night.  The next day, as we entered the elevator. This lady politely asked how was our stay. The little girl with her said, "Mommy, I think this is the lady with the belly ache you were talking about.  You know the one next door that moaned all night."  😳😳😂