IM SO PARANOID

I have been stressing about this fir so long. For the past two days this is all i have been able to think of. Okay... Here we go.
I had my last period on the 5th of December and it ended on the 10th. My fertile period started on the 16th and I ovulated on the 21st. After 5 months of not seeing my boyfriend, we got a little carried away. 
We had unprotected sex on the 19th and he peed before we had sex, meaning the presence of any sperm was washed out if you will, or the presence of sperm had decreased. We had sex for about 5 minutes tops, then we stopped, I gave him head and he came off of that, so I'm 100% certain he didn't cum inside me. 
On the 21st, the day of my estimated ovulation, we had sex unprotected again for about a minute until i told him to get a condom and we continued with a condom, he came with the condom on so once again, he didn't cum inside me and he also peed before we had sex. 
On the 4th of January, we had unprotected sex again (ya'll im trash) and he peed before we had sex and he also pulled out way ahead of time and came on my stomach. I got no cum in me at all. I took a plan b 2 days later on the 6th. I've also been drinking non stop parsley tea to induce my period since I estimated it to come on the 4th of January to possibly the 7th, today, or the 8th. I'm pretty regular
I haven't gotten my period yet, but for about a week maybe I've been emotional which is a sure sign of period symptoms, and I got a pimple around my chin which ALWAYS comes out when i get my period. 
I am so scared because I don't want to be pregnant yet. I know I messed up but I am human. I am thinking now that the plan b is also going to delay my period as well because I've taken plan b twice before and it delayed me before. 
Does it sound like I'm pregnant? I feel worried because I am a paranoid person, but  statistics are pretty much on my side. I just need outside opinions. I am so paranoid and ugh I feel so crazy.