Funny couple stories😆 here's mine! Let's hear yours!

Maegan
Okay so I just moved into a new apartment and it's upstairs(I've never lived in an upstairs apartment before) and my boyfriend came over to check and out and just hang out with me. He was sitting on my bedroom floor eating while I was in the kitchen, he calls me in there like "BAAABBEE!!!" And I'm thinking its urgent so I go in there and with a straight face he says "if I fart loud enough while sitting on the floor will the people downstairs hear me??" And I just look at him like...😐 and he said "I'm serious.. It was like bbrrrrruuugghh(imitates his own fart)" and I'm literally shocked he thinks they can hear him farting😂 no babe they can't hear you farting😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂