Broke down and ate lunchmeat... Please tell me I'm not alone!

Brandy
I've been dying for one.  Have had a couple here and there but always beat up the meat. Today I just couldn't.  DH said it'll be fine.  And tbh, everything I've read says it's probably fine in moderation.  But man I feel guilty for shoveling that damn sandwich in my mouth!  
Please tell me that I'm not the only one!