Listening to my husband negotiate with my 3 year old so he can have some "alone time" with me was so funny. He wanted a quickie and he was trying to convince our 3 year old to go to his bedroom and watch cartoons. I was laughing listening to him try to bribe him. He said ill bring you home a surprise. I'll give you a dollar lol. My husband works 3rd shift and we dot get alone time until his nights off because I'm not a fan of mid day sex with our child here I'm always afraid something will happen to him. Lol are your husbands that desperate at times?