Bloomy's Relationship Advice #18

Cake • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
When your SO says he wants to spice up your guys' sex life: 
DO: Discuss each other's fantasies in a non-judgemental manner. 
DONT: Buy a strap on and then "surprise" his unsuspecting anus with it in the middle of the night. (He will not thank you).