My husband and I decided to ttc about a year ago. Of course silly me thought it'd take about a month for me to get pregnant. You see, I had been on bc for a reaaaally long time and AF hadn't paid me a visit in years. My ob-gyn said it was normal because of the pill I was taking, "it happens in some cases", according to her. And according to everyone, after 3 months off the pill everything would be back to normal. Fast forward and there I am waiting for dear old AF to pay me a visit after such a long time of me blocking her calls. ...well, 6 months went by and I still got nothing. Instead I started getting all these weird pregnancy symptoms. Emotional, bloated, nauseous, gaining weight and... milk. Could I already be pregnant?? Was that the reason AF hadn't shown up?! So I go to my ob-gyn feeling very hopeful and daydreaming of baby showers and baby names. And there she said it: Apparently I had a tumor on my pituitary gland that produced prolactin and that evil little hormone-thingy tricked me into feeling very pregnant while at the same time preventing me completely of being able to actually get pregnant. I got drugs prescribed to try and decrease it and hopefully in about a year I could get pregnant. I took it for about two months and my body started reacting very poorly to a dosage-increase and my endocrinologist told me to stop taking it cold turkey. Two weeks later I feel awesome and I get my very period in many many years. It was so amazing! I felt like a female! I actually woke my DH at 2 am shrieking "it's here! It's here!!!" I cherished every awful cramp, every "I'm nearly fainting, dear god, I'm losing so much blood I think I'm gonna die" second of it. It was fantastic and I'm not even being ironic. So It's the following month. We BD'd quite a lot on what appeared to be my most fertile days (if my CM is to be relied on). It was the first time in many years that I had ewcm - which actually led me to googling "why does my discharge look like a egg white".