Men... A wife's first child

I've heard this multiple times, but it's so true. Literally my husband will complain about not finding any socks. Ok, well where did you take them off at? In bed, so bend over and pick them up and put them in the dirty clothes lol or his jeans, instead of being in the hamper, will be lying beside the freaking hamper! And last night at midnight, since we get off work late, he goes "baby I haven't ate all day" are you freaking kidding me?!? He had every single opportunity to eat, it's a gas station that has grill food, and pizzas, and also fried foods (it's actually really good food) and he waits until midnight to say something. Which was a lie anyway because he did eat at work just didn't remember. I was so ready to kill him for real 😑😕