Gas... Bloating... Indigestion ...

Anyone else having these issues? It's so bad it feels like needles in my tummy.... I'm on vacation and everyone is sleeping besides me... Ugh. Just complaining... Thinking of indigestion... Wise tale... Does this mean my kid will have a flow of hair like the baby I've seen all over the news lately?? Watch out America.... My kid may be the next sensation at this indigestion rate... Haha