Does anybodys SO take 20 min or longer in the bathroom when they say they're going number 2? Why you think they really take so long?

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I will never understand why men take so long to go to the bathroom....
Literally when i go number 2 it takes me less then 5 minutes

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It's their way of getting alone time.  My husband goes 15 -20. He's usually in there on his phone and to lazy to stop reading whatever he's reading

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My husband bought the virtual reality glasses for his phone so he takes 3 hrs in the bathroom... I just hear him either singing his heart out, laughing his ass off, or cursing lol.

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Mine takes forever. Like multiple times a day. And I know that's what he's doing because that bathroom is 😷 I don't go in until waaaay after lol. I keep telling him to get checked because he goes waaay too often, but men, won't go until it's really bad.

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Bahaha, I just ( today) made fun of DH about this.. I mentioned this post and he wants to weigh in.from DH: " you ladies get multiple chances to sit down(to do business)  when we have an excuse to sit down, away from everyone else, WE MAKE THE MOST OF IT!" Lol oh man..

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Mine takes like 20 to 30 mins but because He's relaxing while taking a shit 💩💩💩💩 and playing his games 😂😂

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my boyfriend takes almost an hour but bc he has a hemorrhoid >,<

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My SO plays games on the iPad/3ds the whole time 😂😂 if he goes in there without it he's in and out but with it he's in there for 20-30 minutes 😂

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Hubby scrolls on his phone. Technically can't do 'number 2' like most of us can because now he has an ileostomy bag, so it really shooouldn't take him so long but he just likes to sit there and feel like it's a normal bathroom break.

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Mine takes a long time and doesn't even take his phone or anything. Most guys have a horrible diet so it takes them a while lol

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My so has ibs. He goes and when he comes out stay clear of the bathroom. He stays in there fit a while.

Does anybodys SO take 20 min or longer in the bathroom when they say they're going number 2? Why you think they really take so long?

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