I answer stupid questions without outrageous answers that people get super offended by and it makes me so happy to return the favor of offending them and I really am beginning to hate that I work at an elementary school cause the kids are just oblivious to appropriate questions and reality like the students keep saying you should have your baby in June (I'm due in August) then I'm not returning because I'm moving out the state yet they keep begging me to bring the baby back or worse every woman I meet says oh you're having a girl you should name her *insert their name* and my favorite are you sure you aren't having twins (I'm 28 weeks and belly measures at 27cm so I'm really not huge) and I hate people who ask me how the baby is doing like idk she's doing the same as yesterday I don't have x ray vision so idk and no you cannot caress my belly for 5 minutes because I'm not a zoo animal to be poked and prodded sorry I went on such a rant I'm just so over this pregnancy